dead hamster and trolls

Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!

Opposite of sunshine and rainbows

Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies

Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS

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lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

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Dawn of the Dead

A fabulous remake of the 70's comedy.

Gee I was giggling so hard in Dawn of the Dead

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Crunk ain’t dead

Similar in use to “this ain’t it chief” used as a way to deter people from proceeding in something, or to tell them that something isn’t right, whether situational or verbal. It can also be used when you have nothing else to say. It can be paired with any type of sentence structure

Person 1:but the medallion was here!
Person 2: well Crunk ain’t dead
Person 1: ...yeah.

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circle of dead children

A grindcore band from PA, US. About as brutal as music gets and a very talent band (with the best vocals ever!), they have four CDs out: Starving the Vultures, Exotic Sense Decay, Geneocide Machine & Human Harvest

Bring Her A Mushroom Cloud...

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you are dead wrong

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock

if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong

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dead man's pick

A term used in beer pong or beirut that prohibits picking the rebuttal of an opponent after the last cup has been made.

Adam had just made the last cup and Mike is has the chance to rebuttal
Mike's shot rimmed around the cup, but could not be defended because of the rule "dead man's pick"

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