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Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.
check out the barista with the douche nozzle.
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A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.
Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.
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Inverse Drive-by Douche:
1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
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This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.
This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...
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Origin: described by a lesbian after a drunken night where she was picked up by a woman. Refusal to have sex after feeling so drunk and realizing the woman in question was gross.
1) The act of vomiting on a vagina while performing oral sex. Primarily after one has a lot of alcohol thus sterilizing the area.
2) vomiting pure alcohol after imbibing far too much
3) vomiting after hearing, smelling or seeing something
particularly disgusting (in reference to a woman's vagina) and unable to keep it in.
4) adj. Describing how grossed out you are by something.
5) vomiting in a way where in shoots out of your mouth like a douche
There was no way I was going down on her. I had ten shots and the girl was gross. I wouldve Rachel Douched all over her but she definitely needed it and a shot of penicilin.
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a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations
Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.
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A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
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