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an emo kid is someone who is always stereotyped. someone who just is who they are and are ostracized for it. someone that i would want to be friends with. and emo boys are usually extremely hot. emo couples can be really close, and it's not all about sex. i'd want that kind of relationship! sometimes emo kids live straight edge, which means they don't do gangsta stuff like drinking, drugs and sex. sometimes emo kids can be depressed, but for the most part it's a stupid stereotype. everyone is different! and not all emo boys are gay, most of them are straight.
idiot 1: omg that emo kid is so depressed and stupid
idiot 2: yeah, haha he's with a guy, bet they're gay
idiot 1: lol let's kill him
me: bangs idiot 1+idiot 2 heads together several times
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Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
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1. Going beyond the bounds of "emo" and "metro", urban emo is defined by being conscious of the sensitive side of a person, but not entirely emo, as well as being fashionable and understanding of the self-conscious physical attributes of hte person.
The urban emo man dressed very attractively and was very suceptible musical influences to change his mood.
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Firstly believed to be a joke on 'Questionable Content', a popular Indy Rock web-comic, but soon found to be a genre, to include 'Hobo Metal' which was revolutionised by a band known as 'Trashcan of Deception' in late 2005.
Their music focus was based around any excuse to insult the emokid population of the world with their vulgar, poorly recorded music, as a means of using the hobo image.
Surprisingly this Hobocore music took off, and people were soon downloading and playing these songs to their friends, for their comedic and satirical value - definately not musical.
This band was all about wittily poking fun at everything the emokid trend represented, thus angering angsty teens worldwide who think it's 'cooler' to show little appreciation for life.
Hobos have something to complain about, spoilt rich teenagers don't. Take out the emokid population, are you Hobocore enough?
Emo: omg lyke u guys r soo meen
Emo Hobocore: Yeah, screw you buddy, I've been brushing my teeth with rat blood for 7 years!
Emo: O.. sorri dood.
Emo Hobocore: Yeah that's right, fuck you.
Lyrics from the 'Trashcan of Deception' download sites
www.mp3.com.au/TrashcanofDeception/
spaces.msn.com/apparentlyadrian/
"Introduction to Hobo Metal"
It has previously not been known that hobos burn emokids within their faithful fires. This is revenge, against the spoiled brats who think they have it bad as opposed to those who live in the streets eating rats and pigeons.
"In The Trashcan"
You don’t know years of pain
Shut your faces then
We hobos don’t complain
That life’s inhumane!
(Oh, help me), “No, you're gonna die“
(Oh, help me), “No, just say goodbye“
"Black Soul- A Hobo Ray Charles Tale"
We sit around the trash can
Singing songs, holding hands
We hobos are friendly
We even started a band
Then this girl comes along
She says she's got it bad
We asked her, her problem
Oooh, what a drag
CHORUS:
Why can't these kids be happy?
When they got it so good?
Would you kiss a hobo?
Ooh, like hell you would!
She hated her parents
And all o' their rules
And the boyfriend she lost
Was apparently cool
We told her our story
About how fun hobos can be
Frank even got a job
Down at the old box factory
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showing one's feelings
-- coined by C.Boissonnault, 1998
He arrived at her doorstep steeped from the rain that now muffled his low, monotone apology. He began his emo striptease, hoping the last night's muzzy attempt to make out with her could be forgotten. When he was ready to cry, she was ready to discard their years of quiet friendship in exchange for his malnourished frame - pale and warm, irrevocably moist when undressed. His sweater, jeans, and tattered underwear remained in the same pile. When he redressed he swore he could smell his former self between the layers of must. "I'll buy flowers..." he muttered, but quickly toothed his lips.
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People who have the sense to recognize the fact that the sterotypical Emo ethier needs to die, or leave this planet.
Also, an Emo hater could be someone who recognizes how HORRIBLE Emo music is. It is evident to such people that there is no punishment sever enough, in reality or imangination, that one could inflict upon the creators of this music.
Unfortunatly, the average Emo hater is no better then the ones they hate on. They tend to be ignorant ass-holes that are just as bad band-wagoners as those they despise so.
An Emo hater is pretty much anyone who isnt Emo.
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An emo twitch is the convulsion of a shaggy haired kid. When your emo bangs get in your eyes or are too far over for your bang-limitation, you swing your head to the side, causing the hair to flip over and get out of your eyes. The hair often will fall down again, causing another convulsion.
Injuries include cramped necks, an emo twitch OCD, or terrible music-listening to-ness*.
(*"Emo" music; It sucks penis.)
Girl: ZOMG. Owii. Mii neck!
Boy: LOLOL. Whass wrong with yuu?
Girl: I'm getting too much emo twitches.
Boy. ZOMG. Awehh. Yuu poor thing.
Girl. I lurvee yew!
Boy: I lurve yuu too!
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