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little bitch with big oily biceps
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor
“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”
Ethan is the most true hearted person ever he loves dogs and the out doors also puts the others first before him
I dude with some friends mostly girls. Can pull but waits too long. And usually has a massive cock
Person 1: Hey whose that guy with that massive buldge
Person 2: oh you know it’s just Ethan
Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.
P1: Yo I spent time with Ethan yesterday.
P2: Wow you're so lucky to be his friend.
Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers
Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant