Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.
Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
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To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
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When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure
Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
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In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.
Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!
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A combination of the urban dictionary and Facebook.
Urban Facebook is cool.
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A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
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When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
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