gay cody

Gay Cody is like a werewolf. He comes out every full moon and stays that way forever, evolving every full moon to be gayer. You often know he's around when he starts howling his signature mating call "GUHHHAYYYYYYYY". He preys on the sick and elderly. He's often seen in the wild fingering his own butthole and licking his fingers. He is the only known werewolf of this gay nature, as he does not go to Halloween Horror Nights with his werewolf roommates. The only cure for Gay Cody is to shove a tree trunk up his ass hole, as it would satisfy his thirsty ass. If you cannot find a tree trunk, you must find a tiger to fuck his mouth and that will satisfy his mating call.

-Hey man have you seen Cody lately? I'm kind of worried about him.

-Stay away from him man, the village prostitute has informed me that he's turned into Gay Cody!

-No not again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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stoner gay

homosexual male who smokes pot. he is usually more into the cult of marijuana than going to the gym or the latest club. he would rather buy some kickass weed than a new gucci shirt. they tend to get along very well with surfers and skateboarders.

There are lots of stoner gays in Austin, Portland and Amsterdam.

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Gay Pimp

Jonny McGovern, podcast host, singer, dancer, extraordinaire. Member of the house of sparkle magic.

Have you seen the new Gay Pimp video "don't fall in love with a homo"?

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Gay person

A person whom likes cold weather

Hey look it’s a gay person

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Space Gay

A term used to describe a person who appears so obviously gay that you can see it from space.

"That guy is space gay -- those pants are way too fabulous for a hetero."

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institutionally gay

A prisoner who has sex with other same-sex prisoners yet claims to be straight.

"Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."

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Mexican Gay

The belief that having unprotected anal sex with another man does not qualify them as homosexual as long as they are the giver. Typically hispanic.

Julio's wife is in Mexico, so he fucks dudes to get by when he cant find a woman, thus making him Mexican Gay.

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