O-M-J

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!

O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!

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N. L. J.

Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy".
Originating from the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.
NLJ is the ultimate in verbal insults, and to be used in the event when calling somebody a nigger loving jewboy is inappropriate at the time, like at the bank, or in front of your grandmother.

"Dude, you're such a retard."
"You're lucky we're at work, you N. L. J., or I'd rape your face right now."

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Donald J Trump

A fucking orange-skinned,bunker chief,retarded ass,pussy president.

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

Person 1: Ever heard of Donald J Trump? Person 2: Yea.

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this cat just j

Popular meme I know on discord with a cat acting stupid with a faucet

Caption: This cat just j! 😹😹

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j-rape

Over-exposing someone to Japanese culture. Often associated with Weeaboos.

Jim: omg I so j-raped tom yesterday.

tom: jim keeps sending me anime clips - i'm being j-raped!

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J. Geils Band

A Boston rock band that was popular in the 1970s and early 1980s who had great songs such as "Whammer Jammer", "Give it to me" "Must of got lost", "Detroit Breakdown", "Love Stinks", "Centerfold", and many others. Even though they aren't as popular as they once were, they are still popular in the state of Massachusetts.

The J. Geils Band is one of my favorite bands of all time.

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Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

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