Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?
When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.
Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.
He just fucking is
Jacob masters is a Fag like fuck him