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National End Your Edging Streak Day
Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!
Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.
Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.
January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.
My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense
January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3
Its january 17th
National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.
Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.
On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off
Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick
January 17th is National Short People Day!
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.
Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.