talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

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Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

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Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

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jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

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the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

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Reverse Jesus

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

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greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

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