Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

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Swap Job

The act of giving or receiving a sexual stimulation to the genitalia between two same sex partners. Excludes actual sexual intercourse. Hence the sexual service is swapped for the same service by the participants.

"Why don't you guys just give each other a swap job?"
"I saw two dudes giving each other swap jobs."
"That was the best swap job I've ever had"

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Bean Job

Similar to a Blow Job (BJ) but for a woman...either oral or manual stimulation of the clitoris, similar to oral stimulation of the penis.

Michele gets so horny thinking about the bean job from Steve.

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Fizz-Job

Eating a bag of poprocks then preforming oral sex while the poprocks are "popping".

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a fizz-job last night"
"Really?"
"Yea, it felt like an erotic science fair project!"

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low job

To be discreetly jerked off under a table. (Usually occurrs in public)

Last night while playing spades that slut to my left gave me a baller low job.

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hook job

An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.

Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!

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prime job

a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.

Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.

Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.

Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.

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