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When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.
Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
When shes riding you reverse cowgirl and sharts on your chest during orgasm.
After meeting my tinder date for taco Tuesday and margaritas we went back to my place and the bitch gave me a kentucky dirt stripe!
A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!
Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!
*mom walks in and starts cooking*
Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
A word that is used to describe my extreme confusion sometimes.
"I'm never talking to you again!"
"Kentucky?"
A person from Kentucky who loves the beautiful country and where people from all sorts come together to help people sure we get acused of stuff we don't do and people here love to learn new things and we aren't rude to to new people we actually love new people and one day in Kentucky will change your life forever by all kind natured people and beautiful trees and woods and people have the freedom and support to become anything they want to be and sure there's gonna be mean people here but it's like that everywhere there gonna be hate and rudeness here and theres that everywhere
I love Kentucky everyone I know is so kind, sweet and gentle and a hole lot country fide