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When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit
Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.
A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.
Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.
The act of stirring a drink with a penis.
"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"
1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.
2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!
Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?
Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.
fartbox booty butthole sphincter anus
When you cum into a candle and then use the resulting wax mixture as a lip balm.
Girl, your lips look cracked. You want some Kentucky Chapstick?
The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.
Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?
As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.
Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!
See you then!
A Kentucky backrake is when your hitting it from the back and while you thrust scratch your nails down her back
My man gave me a Kentucky backrake and I never came harder