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Kentucky Junior is another name for Ohio. It is based on new demographics in Ohio and their voting record in the last election.
Him: Did you hear that Ohio is losing its battleground state status?
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!
someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull
“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass
someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull
Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass
charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass
you’re very fat charles
The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister
Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !
The first recorded occurrence of the Kentucky forehead was by Colonel James G. Bollzonya in 1804 in rural Louisville, Kentucky. This is a passive aggressive, sexual act that involves dispensing male ejaculate, into another person’s hat, and then putting said hat on the owners head. The then aforementioned spooge should drip down the persons face in the shape of the state of Kentucky.
Blease I’m pegging you, don’t give me a Kentucky forehead.
(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.