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A single word for "I'm home alone"
Gal: Hey babe come over
Boy: Cant bab im busy
Gal: Kevin
Boy: Ohh you shouldve said earlier
Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
Kevin is the most amazing partner a person can ever have. He's loyal, determined, driven, and incredibly intelligent. His dark side makes him all the more irresistible to be around, and before you know it you'll think of a future with him and fall madly in love. Kevin is a personification of every book boyfriend people lust over and wish to have, with charm to match it. They are prone to have insecurities and trust issues, so above all else, make sure to let a Kevin know that you love and care for them, and that you wouldn't betray them.
I am very grateful to have Kevin in my life.
KEVIN is a poor peasant who is greedy and selfish towards others if seen call 991 straight away .
Kevin don't rob me help call 991
Someone who although is annoying and painful to be around, You still are friends with him for some reason.
Kevin what the hell is wrong with you?