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A recipe of hotdogs, mashed potato’s, and cheese baked together in a casserole dish. Bomb!
Hey mom can we have ladies legs for dinner?
Lady Norhassana is brave and full of inspiration. She didn't let anynone ruin her dreams, the life that she wanted. She likes reading book, she always wanted to learn new, she don't wanna make friends because she has a trust issue. But everyone want to befriended her because she is a wonderful person even she's not lively when she's in front of them. She always choose to read books than hanging out.
Trish: Hi, Lady Norhassana, let's hang out!
Lady Norhassana: *shooks her head* *look at them emotionless* Sorry, I'm not available today.
Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
A videro wherin a brick went through a windsheild and hit the girl in the car, thus giving the name "Brick Lady"
Don't watch the Brick Lady video
a girl who swears the that pancho she is wearing is a kimono.
we have a pancho lady here at work. She claims to say her pancho isn't a pancho
When a women pulls a tampon out and their partner eats it.
Person 1: Have you tried lady nuggets?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Always a highlight of my friday nights.
Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!
SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.