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The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use
Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"
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when you at little caesars and you are buying one of their large pizzas you just scream out "5 DOLLA MAKE U HOLLA" then they know what you mean and and a free slice of pizza is thrown at you and u have to catch it in your mouth.
*ebony black woman gets off work*
*she walks straight from her job at the corner into the little caesars*
*she stomps to the cashier*
ebony black woman: 5 DOLLA MAKE U HOLLA!!!!!!!
little asian man working in the back: *throws the pizza in her mouth*
*ebony black woman runs and catches it in her mouth*
*the victory alarm goes off*
(:
Then the asian man rips off his uniform and and dances to im sexy and i know it in a speedo.
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To completely destroy it.
Donald Trump will make (something) great again.
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To create a future whether there is the on you like or the one you don’t or something in between. We can create it yet not solo or solely based on our own volition ; God, God through other people and other things like our environments but we are given choices so do take credit but not all
Of it
No fate but what we make is possible and the we is not and I.
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(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.
You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.
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This is what you say to antagonists who do not like the way you are performing a task. In particular, Kool-aid.
#1: "You didn't put enough sugar it will taste like shit."
#2: "Fine you make the kool-aid. I hate Strawberry anyway."
#1: "It's not that hard to add some more sugar."
#2: "Fuck you, I haz Orange!"
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a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.
'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'
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