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When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.
"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."
Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
Did you get lucky last night
Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.
A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.
Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead
Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.