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pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 6, 2011

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ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 20, 2012


ninja fartnite simulator

the most coolest game in roblox you should play it now

Person 1: IM TIRED SEEING U PLAYING NINJA FARTNITE SIMULATOR!11!
Person 2: bro you should play it
Person 1: Nevermind, this is a fu- i mean dead game

by fywmblox December 24, 2021


Super Ninja Awesome

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.

Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome

by Slyyyyyyyyy February 5, 2010


Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries ๐Ÿ’ AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022


Fire alarm ninjas

Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.

Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!

by Nat King code March 12, 2022


Ninja turtle that ho

the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho

The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!

by Special buddies March 25, 2008

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