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Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.
Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
DUMP DONKEY
Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts
I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.
Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.
James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.
Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump
When you see the bear cross the road or get a solid strike and let all the dogs out at once
I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump