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A way to gauge someone's skankiness.
On the Skank-O-Meter Scale how does he rank next to Bret Michaels?
A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.
That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!
Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.
"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"
The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
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1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.
2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.
Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.
Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...
Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!
When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.
I o u
A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later
Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.