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wank theatrics

The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand

( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight

by Mr blue December 4, 2015


wank

Something (to describe as) bad.

What a wank day.

by Vorphy_101 July 9, 2024


Wank

Another word for the greatest of all time

Fred is wank at football

by Ryry04 August 25, 2021


wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021


Wank

Fun way to say masterbation

"GET OUT MUM I'M TAKING A WANK"

by Zachyboi Bennett June 21, 2020


Wank

To gently roll the knuckle over the little champion.

“Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank

by Kenneth99 January 4, 2024


Wank

The collective noun for a group of cyclists.

I went to the coffee shop, but it was overfilled with a wank of cyclists

by TMarts75 December 29, 2025