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When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.
Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.
Person 2: I had almost two much fun.
When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.
I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.
When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.
Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!
When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.
Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!
When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition
“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”
Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty