Sewell Syndrome

A disease in which one's ability to have cognitive thinking and reasoning is tainted, thus resulting in the shittiest league of legends calls in the history of MOBAs. Similar in nature of being a boosted buffoon.

Wow what a great baron call! I guess you have Sewell Syndrome since you have been playing since season 2!

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Sapone Syndrome

A person with a false sense of entitlement. Thinks they are better than they actually are.

Yo this kid has Sapone syndrome

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slocum syndrome

The Syracuse Architecture version of Stockholm Syndrome; The situation of loving that which holds you captive (aka architecture school). See also: held in Bonds (for Notre Dame).

He just spent the night in studio even though he didn't have any work to do. He definitely has Slocum Syndrome.

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pawloski syndrome

the usage of violent non-verbal communication to express intimacy by females; primarily sever elbowing, punching, or slapping to demonstrate affection.

pawloski syndrome is when if a girl elbows your ribs hard enough to make you short of breath instead of saying i love you.

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Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

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CoD Syndrome

The act of not showing up to a pre-planned event due to the playing of Call Of Duty or the anual release of a newer version of Call Of Duty/the release of a new Map Pack.

Kid: "Mum, I'm feeling sick today, can I have a day off school?"

Mum: "No way, I saw the commercials saying that roday is the release of the new Call Of Duty, you are going to school today and I'm gonna make you wait until Christmas to get it if you try to pull CoD Syndrome off on me again"

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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

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