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A taco baco is the act of shitting on one's chest and face and then folding their body in half. There are many ways to perform this act but the New Jersey variant is to lay on the floor with your feet against a wall and then slide your legs up it so that you are now resting on your upper back. You then swing your legs over your head and move your genitals out of the way so that the shit coming out of your ass can land on your chest. It is only a taco baco when your body folds onto itself after the act is performed. You get extra points if your spine breaks in the taco making process.
Dude man: Bro, why are you in the hospital for the sixth time this month? It's only the 18th of July.
Me: I was performing a Taco Baco
Dude man: Ah, that's understandable
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Sexual position where the woman is lying down at waist level over a counter on her back with legs folded around the man. Optional bologna or pizza can be eaten while performing this position.
Maria: "Was it good last night?"
Bianca: "Yeah, he put me down on the kitchen counter and we did the italian taco"
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When a person has consumed so many tacos, that literally one more taco will cause their ass to explode.
Tommy: Hey Johnny, that new secretary's gotta nice phat booty. Guarantee I'll be knee deep in that thing by Christmas.
Johnny: Dude, you didn't hear? Thats not your run of the mill phat booty.
Tommy: No, don't tell me...
Johnny: That's right man, Taco Butt.
Tommy: Oh, Snap.
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juicy shit that sticks in your butt cheeks after a juicy fart
man that spicy food gave me taco ass
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An unusually high amount of females in a concentrated area.
Female equivalent to the term "sausage-fest"
Let's go, Patricia, this place is a total taco bar.
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Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.
Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."
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a girl with a large vagina; twice the size of normal
Dude, your girlfriend has a large taco x2!
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