Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..

Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"

Internet syndrom

When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected

Hey dude, what's wrong?

I have internet syndrome

no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.

Internet Marketing School

Another Name of Digital Marketing is Internet Markeeting, This means promoting any product or service with the help Internet. Internet marketing School Means a place that Gives Digital Marketing Training.

I have Took admission In Internet Marketing School and it helps me to understand the Subject in Great Details

Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"