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This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.
'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'
The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.
Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.
Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.
While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.
Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.
The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.
A rusty pearl is a hard object produced when sperm , poo and sand are combined within the soft tissue of the rectum after anal intercorse on the beach or in a sandy area.
i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .
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When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
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one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands
Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?
Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!
Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.
We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.