tree lit

Dank.

That was weed was tree lit.

Giraffe-tree

When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree

Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.

“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”

Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay