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The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
poop back and forth through your butt
i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
verb; action
1. smoking cannabis out a bowl
2. to get high
Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.
Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle
when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"