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A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.
How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day
when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes
The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."