I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
when you feel like only eating breakfast food
it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
i got waffle house syndrome right now
Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
When your plans backfired on you.
I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.
Pelosi is a twat waffle.