Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

who trippin?

"Fuck Trump Who Trippin?" found on the sidewalk in Compton.
Translation: What a horrible President! Who else is freaking out?

Fuck Trump Who Trippin?

I like you for who you are

The way a guy says you are to fat for that dress.

Honey, that mini skirt looks great even with the seams torn, besides, I like you for who you are.

friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

your boo who ain't your boo

When everyone and their mother can tell you have feelings for someone and they clearly have them back but you're both too scared to admit it so you're stuck in that awkward "idk if we're talking" stage.

"Yeah, Ryan is definitely your boo who ain't your boo until he finally grows a pair to admit he likes you."

"Jake is your boo who ain't your boo cause you're too dang scared to tell him you like him."

who mans

your mans! my mans! i mans! we mans! she mans! our mans! they mans! everyone mans!

who mans? somebody come get their man!

who-man

who the fuck is this man? play on "human"

what is this who-man doing trying to grab deez titties? scram, ya fuckin incel.

bug off, who-man!