“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"
its words in french
i cant read these words in french
A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean
Can't wait to go and get a french fish!
She is a very generous friend who is a tutor of the highest quality. She manages to maintain a healthy balance between a tutor professional relationship and being a kick ass friend. She will help you with any of your french/writing challenges or pick you up from a night out at the drop of a pen.
Friend: Hey, I need your help?
Gabrielle french tutor: No.
Friend: Please.
Gabrielle french tutor: Fine.
Friend: You silly sausage.