Airplane Farts

The gas experienced en masse by travelers, after an airline flight during which peanuts are the only "food" available.

Characterized by their own unmistakable, unique aroma. Can also occur during other times not related to air travel.

Bob: Duuuude! I ate all the Snickers and Baby Ruths from the kids' Halloween bags, and now I have wicked airplane farts!

Tom: (wafting the air) Dude! I noticed!

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ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.

i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.

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Dolphin fart

A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.

We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart.

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fart blosum

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

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Fart Tornado

The act of letting a fart rip on someone, then you and another person circle around them in a fast motion to trap them in a stinky funnel cloud of gas.

Dave: look at Daunte standing there looking stupid.
Shawn: I know! Lets give him a fart tornado!
Dave: Okay, rrrrriip
Daunte: Fuck you guys!

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fart nozzle

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

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wiener fart

When your winer has a fart.

a loud fart noise escaping from you wiener causing a wiener fart to come out of your wiener

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