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Paul Bunyan

n. An extremely large, thick and singular bowel movement.

--Following from the popular slang term "grunt log" refering to the same meaning, Paul Bunyan also refers to a large breakfast, which can infer a large future bowel movement. Paul Bunyan, of course, is the mythical American giant lumberjack who cleared the way for colonial expansion. He had a sidekick---a giant blue ox named Babe.

I had such a Paul Bunyan this morning after I woke up, that I couldn't stand up from the toilet for ten minutes.

by RoboMike June 27, 2022


Paul Desmarais

The high school side is good but the 7&8 is whitewashed

Prédateur: what school you go to
7th grader: Paul Desmarais

by Anonymousfrmthesouth2005 June 20, 2019


Pierre Paul

Pierre Paul is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh and is really funny. One other thing about Pierre Pauls is that they have a huge cock

Dang I need some Pierre Paul tonight.

by Disneyprincess22 November 24, 2022


Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023


Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 25, 2020


Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025


Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.

Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!

by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021