National stand on business day. On this day you stop being a bum ass loser and stand on business.
“My bf cheated on me but I don’t want it hurt his feelings”
GIRL STFU, HE DON’T LOVE YOU ITS APRIL 20 STAND ON B U S I N E S S. Period.
National do whatever to your crush and they can’t say no day
me: bro can we make out
crush: what no
me: bro it’s april 20
crush: aw dang
National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself
April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself
april 20 is national sleep at school day
teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school
April 20 is national sleep at school day.
Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!!
Student: It's April 20, so we get to sleep at school.
A day your friend has to show you her boobs no exceptions.
Yo bro it’s April 20th. Oh lemme show you my boobs then.