Rural Dictionary

Smokey the Bear

A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.

I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

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Rainbow bondage bear

The Rainbow Bondage Bear also known as the RBB is a sign proving larry stylinson, which is the ship of harry styles and louis tomlinson. Legend has it the two boys dress up the bear in various ways, and has blue and green foot stickers giving moods. The two have claimed they have never seen the RBB which may be the biggest lie in the world due to the fact, there are pictures of the boys and the bears together.

oh my gosh larry is so real, i mean have you seen the rainbow bondage bear

by *cries in larry is real* July 23, 2018

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Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"