Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

ur brother a mother

We have had ur mum gay, ur Dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur sister mister, ‘ur brother a mother’ is the insult to end it all.

Bob: ur Mum gay
Fred:ur Dad lesbian

Bob:ur granny tranny
Fred:you asked for this
Bob:no please I’m sorr-
Fred: ur brother a mother

*the world travels back 400,000,000,000,000,000 years and the first ever speck of this world cries

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.

Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.

Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother

My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul

brother joeb

When your at a family dinner and your brother is looking good in his wrangler jeans so you asked to be excused from the table so he can creampie you in the anal cavity

Damn brother joeb is looking fine in them jeans.

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car