Your dad sad, because he got no life
worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
Adv.
To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.
Your dad is such a Simon's Dad
The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.
Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.
Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."