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When you suck a guys dick right after chugging a bottle of hot sauce.
Jason: Fuck, that crazy bitch Cayla gave me a fire breathing dragon Saturday night and my dick is still burning.
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when someone gets pinned down...then get brown noesed, then poop gets shuved down there throat.
jim: man...that party was wack!!
tim: yea... i feel sorry for the drunk guy who got the alaskin doom dragon!!
jim: yea... im the one that shat in the guys mouth!!!
tim: that guy was me!!!!!
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An ugly girl (dragon) who is so utterly unattractive that she is actually "unslayable"
Dude I was trying to just get laid last night but the only girl who wasnt already with a guy was an Immortal Dragon
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A large and smelly poo
Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!
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Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.
Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.
Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
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When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.
Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.
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