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When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals
“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “
Guy 1: "yo let's get some drinks man"
Guy 2:"aight let's go, I'm boutta get a bottle of drunk"
Guy1: "wtf is that man?"
Guy2: "that strong ass drink bro"
Guy 1: "ayyeeeeeeee"
a shot:
3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce
to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
The type of drunk you get after playing softball in the sun all day while sipping Twisted Tea or pounding Crown Royal Peach. This type of drunk includes the possibility of pissing yourself or vomiting on field 31 and a late night trip to the Waffle House where a twerking competition may break out.
Let's get 31 drunk at The Upper Deck.
A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.
"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."