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Screwing in a tent while wasted.
"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"
"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"
To see beauty unseen in any other state
I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light
A drunk person who can easily get riled up and become verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
Me:Hey, where's your dad?
You: Oh, The raging drunk got arrested again.
Me:Fair enough.
A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....
Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"
When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.
Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.