Random
Source Code
Random
A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.
Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.
2👍 1👎
Someone who has no clue about Facebook.
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
2👍 1👎
Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.
a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "
and so on.
2👍 1👎
When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.
"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."
2👍 2👎
Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.
Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.
Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
2👍 1👎
One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.
"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
2👍 2👎
Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
2👍 1👎