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A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.
2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
When a commenter of a status gets more "likes" on their comment then the status they're commenting on did.
Example of Facebook Troller includes but is not limited to:
Facebook status: "I hate grammer Nazis. Why do they have to be so anal about everything like you know what I mean." (3 "likes")
Commenter on status: "Grammar*" (12 "likes")
An individual who frequently adds people on Facebook whom they have never met.
"Damn... 2,000 Facebook friends? There's no way he knows that many people... What a Facebook Slut."
One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.
"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.
Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist
A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"