Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

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fuck facing

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.

I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman

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happy face

The face a man pulls when having sexual intercourse. Similar to that of a warface for some men. If participating in a group sexual activity, a man may be exposed to another man's happy face.

I do not want to see another man's happy face.

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Jerk face

Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".

"Oh snap, Darryl just broke up with Sha nay-nay a day before her birthday! He is such a jerk face!"

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chav face

'chav face' is an insult to be used against any townie/chav, as both of these species (townie/chav)are stupied and dont understand this insult. it is basicly telling them they are the biggest chav in the whole universe, which in its self, is the worst insult any one could give.

chav: com den man, com den init ill beat u up

'other person': shut up you stupied chav face.

chav: whaaat?> dont use ur big words on me! i dont know wat dey mean dus i man!

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Face off

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.

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face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

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