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A step up from ‘Die in a whole’, but not as bad as ‘go kill yourself’. It’s a happy medium for when you just hate someone’s guts.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re gay.
Guy 2: Go die in a trashcan fire. *glares at intensely*
Guy 2: *weeps*
When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.
*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.
When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode
My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.
When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.
Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.
Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.
Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.
I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.
When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas
Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!