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to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock
I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack
The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole
Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!
To have great, one time, meaningless sex with someone then talk to them rarely after
Bro she likes you why don't u just rock her off
I would totally rock her off
When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.
Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.
Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!
Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.
A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter
(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america
I’m going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.
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