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Horse Juggler

This is the name given to circus performers who perform genital stimulation to multiple male horses simultaneously.

"Oh did you did you see Gary last night doing his dance moves? He sure looked like a horse juggler"

by Dannas p train September 7, 2016


Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019


horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 12, 2024


Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 29, 2019


You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022


Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013


Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 12, 2011