Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
Hey dude, what's wrong?
I have internet syndrome
The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.
Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.
Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time
A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet
Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.