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Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.
Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?
Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
This Jazzy Johns approached me asking for the D at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.
John Cena but the Malaysian cina version. He is a paid actor and likes to buat drama in whatsapp group chats.
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
Wah this John Cina so kao lan. Simply send Chico KKB picture in that chat again.
a guy named John, who often lands in Dusty Depot in fortnite
hey John dusty, where we droppin?
yall already know!!!dusty depot ofc
Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!
He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!
He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!
He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!
Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!
He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault
Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?
Person 2: Lars.
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.