Every kiss begins with K

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

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K-Mart Parking Lot

A place you go before school to get a suck from your ugly ass girlfriend.

If you want to see a thot, go to the K-Mart Parking lot.

Easy as K-mart Girls

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

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K-Pop's Main Dancer

Jung Ho-seok (Korean: 정호석; born February 18, 1994), better known by his stage name J-Hope (stylized as j-hope), is a South Korean rapper, songwriter, dancer, and record producer.

He's a dance genius. As BTS's main dancer, J-Hope has proven time and time again that his dance skills are no joke.

K-Pop's Main Dancer? J-HOPE

The Main Dancer is the member with the greatest dancing skills.

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K-9 cock block

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

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J K, Just joshin

J K, as in jokes on MSN. and joshin as in joking. Joshin is joking.

your gay. J K, Just joshin

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King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel

1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?

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